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Hiding away from all my responsbilities today. I may or may not have also spent twenty dollars on desserts from Domino’s (mostly because I really don’t want to go outside today and they’re the only place that delivers). 

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50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”


Quentin Tarantino / L’Envers du Décors

(Source: lloydbishop)

ultimate dickhead 2014

ultimate dickhead 2014

me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo


pls don’t do this to me im very emotional

(Source: oueoue)